Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Congratulations! We have a period
I'm always down for nudity.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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