The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
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he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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