What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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