This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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