I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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