if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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