New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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