O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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