did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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