just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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