porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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