Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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