No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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