I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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