I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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