My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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