Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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