i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He told me they were just razor bumps!
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Your penis caused this!
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