i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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