Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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