I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
no more duck duck goose at the bar
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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