He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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