coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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