Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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