this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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