it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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