Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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