I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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