i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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