I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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