I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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