last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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