lets start a swedish sibling band together
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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