I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I look better un-naked...
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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