Jerry, you need to find god
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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