is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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