did you get engaged???
He kissed a someone with a penis
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
We don't watch enough power rangers
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid