Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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