I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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