What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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