I'm really into asian looking animals
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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