You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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