Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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