I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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