I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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