That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
