I skipped work to stalk him.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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