I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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