I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
When did angry sex become our thing?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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