You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
