Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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