i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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