okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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