very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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